Bonified Jokester [ BNHA x Dusttale Sans ]

Chapter 3

Teacher Meeting Room

Nezu: "Mr. Aizawa, may I ask about the quirk assesment test incident ?" 

Aizawa: "Sure, so i was starting, and to get the students to to their best,i made up a lie, that i will expell the one that will score the least, and suddenly that "Sans" guy teleported right in front of me, and it wasn't pretty, he was down right terrifying..., we've only seen a portion of what he can really do, and do be honest, I don't know If i want to find out any time soon..."

Nezu: "Hmm, interesting..."

Giant-chick: "He seems to have more than one quirk, could it be...?"

All Might: "Or he has just one, but it's more complex."

Midnight: "More than likely."

Sans was listening outside the door, with a creepy smile. His insanity reveals itself from time to time. Sans because he is smartass sometimes, teleports behind Nezu. They didn't notice him.

Sans: "You curious huh.."

Nezu: "WHAT?

All Might: "HOW???"

Midnight: "Holy sh*t.."

Aizawa: "o.o"

Sans: "Hey, why the long faces ? Why not chill down to the bone ?"

Everyone just stares, some shiver, he really is terrifying...

Sans shows his red eyes.

Sans: "Heroes, huh, that's a new concept to me, and trust me, y̛͉̹̣̜̮̦͉̜͚̆̾͂͑̀́̕͘͘͜ơ̵̹̗̝̜̜̹̝̫̯̓͐͋͐ừ̵̡̢͙̪̗̭̖̫͉͙̐̒̃͋̾̌̇ d̨͖̖̯̆̉̍̇̈́͂͌͂ͅo̴̡̬̝̹̣͙̮͚̽̈́̎͒͂̀̑͒̚n̸̢̦͙͓̞̳̆͋͑̔͛̕'̴̨͉̟̟͚̮̃̄̌̂̈́̅͢͞t̵̡̧͈̝̟̜͈̀̋̿̒͆̀́̀̂͟ w̶̹͎̗̫̘̖̝͒̾̍́͛͐͢a̸̡͔̺̺̘͓̤̟̤͂̃͊͒̾͗̔̑̀͜n̨̛̞̭̤͚͉͍̠̼͛́͌͋t̸̛̻͓̺̻̰̼̘̽̉̍͗͋ t̖̬̘͖̱̥͚̆͗͆̄͋̏̈́̈͋͛͜o̙̱̱̱͙̞̹̅͗̓͆̌̊͜ͅ f̷̺͉̱͉̬͈̪͂̈͒̌͌̅̀̚͘͟͞i̢͉̳͉̳̼͖̋͒̾͋̒̄̀͛̐̋͟n̵̮͇͎͙̰̯̈̇͊̒́͒̅̀͢d̨̧̲͚̟̹̤̭̽̿͋̋̽ ō̸̰̭̯̳̮̣̹̘͛͋́̀̐́͜͠u̸̡̳͎̘͎̍̈͌̋͌̈̆͆t̶̙̞̰͈̫̹͉͇̔͂̋̐̋̃̓͘͢."

Sans teleports at this apartment

The teachers just look at each other dumbfounded, trying to process what happened.

Sans: "Huh, so these idiots want to know the truth about my power, huh well no gonna happen."

~Timeskip~

Sans: "Hey Izuku, what's buddy."

Izuku: "Hey Sans ! I can't wait to see what we'll do today." 

Sans: "Yeah, hey want a headdog?"

Izuku: "Headdog ? Oh you mean hotdog ? No thanks, im full, i ate breakfast."

Sans: "Alright."

~Timeskip to class~

Sans POV

When I get to class, I start to hear whispers, I know instantly that it's about me, but I can't bring myself to care so I get to my seat and wait for something to happen, or a teacher, so i put my headphones I just got out of nowhere and start to listen to some dank music.  (the video above), when suddenly All Might bursts through the door saying something weird, yeah "like a normal person" tell that to the psychiatrist.

All Might: "Young students today you'll get to spend time with ME."

Sans: "With who?" I was clearly not paying attention, actually I was but I want to piss him off.

All Might: "With...me?"

Sans: "And who exactly are you?"

Everyone stares at me like I just murdered someone

All Might: "With me, All Might."

Sans: "Oh, sorry were you saying something." LMAO his reaction is priceless, he started to get pissed

All Might: "Follow me students!"

Sans teleports to that fake city

Frog girl: "He disappeared again!"

Izuku: "Actually, he teleported..."

Frog girl: "Oohh, sorry Im quite a retard today-

just kidding...no hard feelings pal

TAKE 2

Frog girl: "That was impressive either way."

Izuku: "HUH, I wonder what else he can do..."

~At the fake city~

Sans: "Holy shit im so bored it hurts, there they are."

Uraraka: "You could've just walked with us you know..."

Sans: "Im too lazy, sry, that's not an option for me." :3

All Might: "Alright kids ! Today we will play Heroes vs Villains ! And you will be paired in teams ! The villains need to defend the fake bomb, and the heroes need to touch the bomb."

Sans: "ALLAHU AKBA-

sorry i'll stop....

AllMight: "Our first team is ..."

Cliffhanger, cuz fuck you