September 7, 2018
I was at Sephora and the workers were obsessed with Kim Kardashian. And one of the stands said "BLJ" and what immediately went to mind was "BLOWJOB". So I said aloud something along the lines of "oh you sell blowjobs here". One of the workers laughed and said, "Oh, no, we don't JUST sell blowjobs here". Also a worker was giving us a tour of the store and her shoulders were bare and there was a 666 tattoo on her left shoulder blade (even tho the 6's looked more like the British dollar sign), and a KKK tattoo on her right. For some reason in this universe Kim Kardashian had three K's as her initials, so me and David, who were walking behind her, pointed it out and said "HAH KIM'S INITIALS LOOK LIKE KLU KLUX KLAN".
Also, the lady who was giving us the tour showed us the bath bomb section which more some reason David loved, and I saw a club penguin bath bomb and I bought it because I loved it.
