The Story Of... Deppy, Anxie and Me!

Help!

There. Are. Ants. Everywhere. Oh god, help me. There is at least one ant at every room in this dorm. I woke up this morning with five ants beside my pillow. I'm not lying, I legitimately screamed. Deppy assured us that by the end of the day, we won't see anymore ants. Ever. But did I believe him? Oh hell no. How was I supposed to believe him when he made this catastrophic thing happen. Now Anxie's mad at Deppy. And me. Why me!? Well, apparently, she's angry at me because I didn't stop Deppy from bringing these ants into our dorm. Anxie's out right now. She went to Asda, or was it Sainsburys, or was it Tesco? Ugh, I forgot but she went to one of those to buy something. I don't know what. Deppy also went out cos apparently he needed to go somewhere. So guess what, I'm stuck in a dorm full of live, red ants. Well aren't I the luckiest girl alive? Yeah, yeah, I know what you guys are thinking. Hanah, why don't you just go out yourself? Well, somebody needs to take sure some of these rascals are gone. And, even if I did go outside, where would I go anyways? We got our exam results last week. Deppy, surprisingly, got a few A's, a few B's and no C's. Anxie got straight A's (duh...) and I got a few A's and two B's. Which is not bad must I say. It's 4:56 p.m right now. I'm pretty sure Anxie's on her way back and Deppy. God knows where Deppy is.

Signing out,
Hanah
Tuesday 25/09/18