Mother and Father,
19 years, 24 days, 11 hours, 32 minutes and such and such seconds o.0 Does that sound wrong to you? I was in your womb for 9 months remember? No? Damn. That is how long I have been in this world that you put me in. Do I enjoy life, sometimes. I won't say that I love every minutes of it. Mother raised no liar.
The only one that was there at my birth was my mother ._. No father. Why? You wanted to go to sleep, yeah… love you too. You didn't even want to see this gorgeous thing come into existence c; But don't worry about it, I would never want a homophobe at my birth anyway :3
I will say this now, Mother. Do you remember when you said that you couldn't find your mobile? Yeah that was me, I fed it to the dog…
Father, you yelled at me for hours when you found a scratch on your precious car. That wasn't me, that was the fucker across the street.
You wonder why I call you mother and father, and not Mummy and Daddy. You lost the respect for me to call you that a long time ago.
Such high expectations for your son ._. How could those expectations be reached if all you ever did was kick me when I'm down? Don't expect me to help you when you fall.
You're upset that I'm not a Catholic, Boo ._. I'm sorry, I really just don't see the point in having so much faith in something that you cannot see or hear. Just like grandpa c; You never liked grandpa ._. Whores >.>
Oh, and I'm sorry for peeing on you when I was 5 cx And for setting the bird on fire when I was 8 ._. And for setting the couch on fire when I was 11… Now you know to never leave me home alone :3
~ Song I would dedicate to you both would be Fuck you by Sleeping With Sirens. Oh noes, I swore xD~
~Damian.
