sooniemoon: i am confused
junnie: hello soonyoung!
sooniemoon: HELLO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
wonuui: yow
wonuui: what got you confused
wonuui: oh hey junbug ❤️
sooniemoon: so as you all know
sooniemoon: im whipped for junnie
wonuui: arent we all
sooniemoon: yES BUT DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
wonuui: yes
sooniemoon: anyway i have notice something which yall didn't bc obviously im the smart one here
junnie: what's whipped?
sooniemoon: oh,you know
sooniemoon: whip cream ?....
junnie: you want whip cream on me?
junhoonie: why dya have to lie,just go on and tell junnie you're crazy over him
wonuui: hmmmm
wonuui: my ding dong just went wooops thinking of junnie covered in whip creM
junhoonie: i am
junhoonie: disgusted by your dirty mind
wonuui: a fanfic writer should have a very creative mind
junhoonie: at the same i am aroused at the thought of junnie
junhoonie: but why are we all acting like junnie's not a part of this gc
wonuui: we've been pining over him since we were twelve and he thinks we're just overly clingy towards him
wonuui: he's so oblivious that even if im gonna propose to him right now he thinks im only rehearsing
junhoonie: but why would he think you're rehearsing
junhoonie: like all you have to do is kneel down and pop out a ring
junhoonie: or are you actually planning a musical themed proposal
wonuui: like i said,a writer must have a creative mind
junhoonie: this ain't high school musical
junnie: guys i'll be at jihans house okay? ❤️
junnie: ttyal my peasants
junnie: i mean my friends!
wonuui: did
wonuui: what
wonuui: did junnie just called us
sooniemoon: you see
sooniemoon: this is what I've been trying to tell you
sooniemoon: but everyone just keeps on cutting me off
sooniemoon: i am confused bc
junhoonie: SPILL IT SOONYOUNG
sooniemoon: since when did junnie started hanging out with the twin devils?
wonuui: hold up they're actually twins?
sooniemoon: no they're dating but they're both evil
wonuui: but why call them twins?
sooniemoon: gee wonWOO JUST SHUT UP OKAY WE'RE IN A CRISIS HERE
junhoonie: i fucking knew it
junhoonie: oh excuse me
junhoonie: i freaking knew it
wonuui: so that's why junnie sent me nudes
wonuui: he's been learning from the shujeong smh
sooniemoon: jihan but whatever bro
junhoonie: yow
junhoonie: rewind
sooniemoon: ADHDSJJSBSBDHS JUNNIE SENT YOU NUDES
sooniemoon: drop it here
wonuui: oh
wonuui: this is an advantage
wonuui: i feel powerful to have something that you all don't have
junhoonie: stop lying won
wonuui: okay you caught me
wonuui: he sent me selfies with his tongue out
wonuui: and that to me my friend is close to a nude
junhoonie: are you actually stupid
wonuui: i mean we rarely get provocative junnie okay
sooniemoon: i am
junhoonie: yow g(idles) album
sooniemoon: worried about you won
wonuui: yall
wonuui: i think i just saw junbug kiss joshua
sooniemoon: didn't jun said he's at jihans
wonuui: yeah
junhoonie: did you actually followed him
wonuui: you know i must know the whereabouts of my future boyfriend
junhoonie: but hold the fuck up JUN KISSED JOSHUA?!
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(a/n: i have to include that cheap junshua moment bc duh why dya think i changed my un to junshua if i dont ship them ?¿
also this fic is becoming more crazy,
dont have plans yet on how to end this fic
who knows theymightendupinapolyrelationshiporiwillendupmakingthisasajunshuaficindisguise HA
thanks for the vote and comments i am currently crying my lungs out bc seventeen is in manila for ideal cut and even tho im from the Philippines im like no where near them,im crying with the tarsiers here as im breathing hard to inhale some of seventeen's smell all the way from manila
anyways,the a/n is now more longer than the actual fic,goodbye)
