Zach: so
Jonah: oh god what have you done now!
Daniel: fuck it I'm getting the spade ready
Jonah: the spade?
Daniel: to hide the body obviously
Zach: I'VE NOT KILLED ANYBODY
Y/n: I wouldn't be surprised
Y/n: your driving is a hazard and a half
Zach: i have not committed murder i promise
Jonah: well done,have a cookie 🍪
Zach: i have done something worse
Jonah: right daniel, get the spade
Jonah: even worse can mean one thing
Y/n: i haven't seen Jack in a while
Daniel: HE KILLED JACK??
Zach: wHat tHe FuCk
Daniel: how insensitive
Daniel: now we gotta plan a funeral
Jonah: effort
Corbyn: surely its worse if thy bandmate had died?
Daniel: does it look like i care about the factor right now
Daniel: cause' i DonT
Zach: i didn't kill Jack
Corbyn: he's saying this cause the CIA are controlling our text messages
Corbyn: he is trying to clear up all thee evidence
Zach: guys stop.. I'm trying to eat my noodles in peace
Daniel: NOODLES!?
Daniel: not only have you murdered our friend
Daniel: but now
Daniel: you've been turning into a cannibalism?
Daniel: I'm leaving the country
Jonah: same
(1 week later)
Jack: sorry.. I was asleep
Daniel: for 7 daYS!?
