Corbyn: babe
Corbyn; daniel got us some New Years gifts
Y/n: oh that's nice of him..
Y/n: what did he get?
Corbyn: uh
Corbyn: well
Corbyn: a pack of condums...
Corbyn: a gigantic pack of condums
Corbyn: like 75 of them....
Y/n: oh w0w..
Y/n: at lest we don't have to buy condums for the rest of our lives......?
Corbyn: you really think so?
Corbyn cuz I was thinking that this would barley last a week 😬(Corbyn Matthew Besson, was Then left on read😂)