The school of idiots

Chapter 1- Angelic Family

Thea wakes up to screaming "who the heck is screaming at 5am!?!" Thea groans and sits up. She gets off the bed and limps to a door. The shouting continues as she opens the bathroom door. She looks in a mirror. She sees her bright pink fluffy, curly, mess of a hair. Her hair goes to her shoulder. She slowly grabs hairbrush and brushes her hair. Her head gets tugged side to side as she brushes it. She looks in the mirror after what it seems like it took 40 minutes to brush her hair. Her hair is straighted out completely. Thea counts to 3 in her head 3....2....1... and POOF! Her hair turns back into a curly mess. Thea lets out an annoyed sigh. She grabs hairbands and puts her hair up into pigtails. Thea looks down at herself wondering how she fit through the door, since her hips are big. Thea smiles at her body. IM BOOTYFUL!! I'm kinda tubby, big hips, nice butt, big boobs... even though one is kinda smaller than the other but WHATEVER!! I love myself and everyone is BOOTYFUL!! Thea giggles to herself as she sideways walks out the door. She walks to the bedroom door anc she hears the screaming sounds more clearer. Ugh Ryan... I love him, but at 5 am!? Thea open the door. Of course Ryan is screaming at Philip and throwing things at him. "MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH!!" Ryan shouts. Ryan has longish brown hair and black eyes. Philip says as a joke that Ryan's eyes match his soul. "HEEEEEYY!!!!" Thea screams and both boys look at her. "Stop screaming at 5am in the freaking morning! I was trying to sleep!!" Thea shouts again. Ryan points at Philip "He told me to make him a sandwhich!!" Ryan says. "It was a joke!" Philip says in his defense. Thea sighs "Philip make your own sandwhich" Thea quickly says and stomps back into her room, shuts her door, and sighs. I'm already awake I might as get ready Thea thinks and gets clothes on. Though she put them on slow because she was still tired. All the sudden she passes out....."Thea...Thea!....THEA!!!!" Thea sits up to see her brother, Philip. Thea notices she put her shirt on backwards "ugh what time is it?" Philip looks at his phone "uh... 6:30-" Thea's eyes widen. "Philip get out! I have to get ready!" Thea screams and stands up. "But-" Philip starts to say but then "PHIIIILLLLLLLLIIIIIIPPPP!!!!!!!" Philip slowly stands up and turns around. Ryan is standing there. "Hi Ryan what do you need?" Philip smiles. Ryan points at a coffee table. There's a package for you. Philip tilts his head and walks over to the package. "Ooooooooo! One of Philip's girls sent him stuff" Thea giggles and shuts the door. She hears Ryan start yelling again and Philip shout "THEA YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!!!" Thea bursts out laughing and fixes her clothes then her phone buzzes like crazy. Thea sighs "today is gonna be a weird day"