water waifu was at work while i was watching some peppa pig. there was a knock on the door. i opened it to see
jack dylan grazer, my ex, wearing a red dress. maria reynolds who?
"jack, what are you doing here?"
"i know you are a man of honor- fuck it let's have the 👉👌"
"j-j-jack, i'm married to my beautiful water waifu."
before i closed to door, jack kisses me and held me tightly that i couldn't move. water waifu walls in and gasps. "fINN, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!"
"he kissed me, i swear!"
water waifu comes running towards us and cut jack's throat. o h d a m n
we stared at the body laying there, thinking what we should do with it. we decided to toss in in the trash.
and then we had sex.
the end.
ok, this is the last one for real this time. i was just randomly thinking of fack so i wrote this. i don't ship it, it's just... weird stuff always go through my mind during midnight. anyways, it's 1 in the morning so i should be sleeping. thanks for reading and bye!
