(Johnkat) Lover's Fail

Lover's Fail

"John what in the ever loving hell are you doing," Karkat asked up to his husband who was hanging upside down from the ceiling. "Sssshhhhh I read a book, it said that if blood rushes to your head you'd become smarter," John replied.

Karkat looked at him as if he was some idiot....never mind he really is. He must have read one of his love stories....probably the one with the Jewish chick? "I'm pretty sure that's not true, and why do you want to be smarter?" It must be because of a prank on Dave right?

John just shrugged at you, totally a good reason to do something so stupid. "Just out of curiosity," he said, "I got bored, like toooooooo bored."

"Okay so go watch those god awful movies you have," you say with sigh, you know for a damn sure that this retard wouldn't pass on those movies, "but I don't want to Karkat,"'...........well shit dude he would. He finally came down before you could grab a broom and start hitting him with it like some gross ass cockroach. You think you actually do still want to hit him anyway, so you still do right on his butt. He jumped up in surprise, "KARKAT," he squeaked, something just jumped up inside of you so you try it again.

He starts to blush this time, oh you get it now......you give him the most sexual smirk. "John you like this don't you~" you tease, "well come on up when your ready." You give him one more hit on the butt to watch his reaction then dart up the stairs hearing footsteps follow you up.