FAIRY TAIL INSANITY!!!!!!!!!! (one shots)

Dragonslayer slayers (sort of nalu and gale)

Do not take this too seriously

Lucy and levy are dragon slayer slayers. Levy's ultimate weapon is the fatal bag. Lucy's whip is the most infamous weapon in all of fiore.

"The white and shadow dragon slayers, sting and rogue!" Lucy yelled 

"We are here to slay you!" levy said holding her bag out. 

The two dragonslayers looked at them with serious faces. No dragonslayer that has laid eyes on the two dragonslayer slayers have ever survived the encounter. Lucy grabbed her whip and swung it towards sting. Levy ran towards rogue and swung her bag at him. The two dragonslayers were killed immediately.

"4.73 seconds! That's a new record!" Levy said excitedly 

"Yeah! we defeated almost all of the dragonslayers!" Lucy exclaimed equally as happy.

"Remember how easy it was defeating acgnologia?" Levy exclaimed smiling.

*Flashback*

"Acgnologia! We are here! ready to slay you!" Lucy and levy yelled

"Are you looking for me?" The two girls turned. There was a human there. he looked at them with an intense gaze

"Well, I give up. Start planning my execution" 

"Wait, WHAT?!" Lucy and levy looked at him in shock. Acgnologia walked up to them and sat down in front of the dragonslayer slayers. 

"Uh... how should we kill him?" Levy asked

"We could make him listen to The Rock City Boy (My least favorite opening. Apologies if you like that song) on repeat for a month straight" Lucy suggested 

"Great idea, Lu!" Levy cheered 

Acgnologia looked at them with pure terror in his eyes 

"ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shrieked "THAT IS PURE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Levy and lucy tied him up to a chair in a soundproof room and placed a sound lacrima in the room. 

"Play The Rock City Boy on repeat and don't end unless I say so, set the volume to 500,"  Levy said to the sound lacrima and quickly dashed out of the room and slammed the door shut behind her. Levy and lucy shared a giggle and walked away from the chamber. 

"That was so fun!" levy cheered at the memory. Lucy nodded in agreement.

"three more to go!" Lucy said happily 

"the fire, iron and sky dragonslayers right?"

"yes"

The two girls searched for the two weaker male dragonslayers. They searched far and wide over oceans and skies for about 1 second because the two dragonslayers came to them.  :P

"Natsu and gajeel" levy declared pointing at them " we will kill you!" 

"I would like to see you try!' natsu said arrogantly. 

"But first... let me take you on a date" gajeel said to levy extending his hand for her to take. 

"Ew no..." levy said 

"Eeh" 

"how about we get married?" levy suggested 

"REALY?!???!?!?!?!?!" lucy screamed, "ARE YOU INSANE??!?!?!?!!? YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY HIM!?!?!?!?"

"yeah... let's go plan our wedding!" she grabbed his hand and dragged him away.

Lucy stared at her friend who was supposed to help her kill the dragonslayers. That was their job! 

2 month time skip to gajeel and levy's wedding 

"will you, gajeel, take levy to be your murderous wife?" natsu growled out every word 

"I do," gajeel said immediately 

"and, will you, levy, take gajeel to be your ugly husband?" lucy said with her eyes twitching

"I d-"

 "I OBJECT!!" wendy the sky dragonslayer broke down the door with an exceed headband. She ran up to levy and slapped her in the face with a potato.

"ok, carry on" wendy walked over to the front row of seats, shoved a person off a chair and took their spot. 

"... I do" levy finished.

Wendy was stuffing her face with the wedding cake hoarding it all. 

Natsu crept up behind lucy. He was aware of her whip but he decided to take his chance. 

"Hey, do you want to dance with me?" he asked. Lucy looked at him suspiciously 

"Excuse me?"

"So yes or no?" 

"Sure" lucy rolled her eyes. She had to admit, he was pretty cute. What am I thinking?! lucy followed behind natsu sadly. She took out a pill and placed it carefully into her mouth. This is my job, I have to do it. They made their way to the roof of the tall building. The two waltzed under the moonlight for a while.

Meanwhile...

"Can we have our cake back?" levy asked wendy.

"Nu" 

"Please?"

"I'll give it to you if you win a game of chopsticks and survive" the blue hair girl offered.

"Gajeel, go get me the cake!" levy ordered. Wendy and gajeel began their game of chopsticks *intense background music* After a few turns, gajeel was close to winning. *intense music intensified* wendy was down to her last hand. Gajeel defeated her by smacking her hand. Wendy's eyes were hooded

"Seems like I have no choice than. DRAGON FORCE!" the air around in the room started whirling. Levy watched the two dragonslayers battle each other with dragon force. Wendy and gajeel were nearing the end of their fight. Levy picked up her bag. She joined the fight, knocking both dragonslayers to the afterlife.

Lucy and natsu stopped dancing. Natsu looked at lucy and kissed her. Now or never... lucy pushed the pill from her mouth into natsu's. Lucy's hand pushed natsu's jaw and broke the pill in his mouth. A single drop of water slid down his throat. Natu pushed lucy away and started choking. He was allergic to water. When natsu suffocated. Lucy looked at the stairs. levy approached her. Levy's bag was covered in blood. 

"We completed our job," she said 

"We did." Lucy said, "I'm proud of us."

The ending got a bit dark huh. Well, first time doing this. Probably try to update every week but it might be every other week. You guys may request ideas but I might not get to them immediately or if I personally don't like it, I won't use the idea.