It all started one day...
"Hey, lucy!" Natsu whispered. They were hiding underneath a table in the guild hall. Erza was seated at the table and was eating strawberry cake.
"Yes?"
"I'm going to switch erza's cake with this salt," he grinned holding up a plate with a pile of salt on it.
"Eh?!..." lucy looked at him, "are you stupid?! She'll kill you!"
"Not if she doesn't catch me."
Erza left the table to resolve a fight between grey and gajeel. Natsu crawled out from underneath the table and switched the cake for the salt. Natsu quickly dove underneath the table and pushed lucy from there.
"Now watch," he said excitedly with a huge grin on his face. Erza at back down and picked up her fork. She stabbed the pile of salt and scooped some into her mouth. She chewed it slowly. Her eyes flew open.
"Whoever did this to me... IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!" her eyes sparkled.
"Huh?" Everyone in the guild hall stared at her.
"Are you ok? You just ate a full scoop of salt," mirajane said.
"Yes, I'm absolutely fine," erza finished the salt quickly. "Someone get me more!"
Erza has been addicted to salt ever since. All of her jewel went towards buying salt on the black market.
This one is short, sorry
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FAIRY TAIL INSANITY!!!!!!!!!! (one shots)
FanfictionA bunch of random stuff that I wrote mainly for my own enjoyment and comedy. Kind of like the OVAs and the random episodes (juvia's love potion, invisible lucy, ichiya apocalypse) of the anime.
