Short stories of the gentleman England :3

Chapter one~ An all American introduction ((UsUk))

Ok so I've been doing a few short stories recently because I can and I decided it's only proper to post them on here:3 Anyway these are mainly stories with Iggy xD They are short stories because I'm better at handling them:D

So yeah that's the best intro I've got at the moment (I know I know I should treat my reader-chans better)

I decided to make this a chapter, WARNING it's basically got Yaoi/Fluff ;P

~Chapter 1:An all American introduction ((UsUk))

SUDDENLY America enters the room with his hella swag, he's here to treat you guys ;) !

"Let the hero handle this" as he turns to you and winks before showing you his signature smile. Before you know it he's holding out champaign for you "for the lovely reader" "who has the most-wait I don't even know your gender" o.o

"Well obviously not you stupid git" "how long did it take you to notice that"

Reader-chan:*offended*

America:*insulted*

Writer: *furiously typing this blubber*

England: *being sexy as fuck*

Writer: *tempted to remove that part* *decides she can't be bothered*

Reader-chan: *mutters* lazy writer

Writer: *cough* shhhhhh *cough*

America: Jeesh were not in a library, come on reader lets go! *picks you up bridal style*

Reader-chan: *noise bleed*

England: *jealous* writer I will not stand for this, this*lost for words*

America: *grins* This what? Someone jelly, ayy iggy?!

England:*blurts* MAYBE I AM *covers hands over mouth* *hides face*

America: ...*drops reader-chan*

Reader-chan: *internally screaming* ayah!

Writer: heh sounds like china xD

England: *mumbles* writer just help me out here

Writer: what do you want ?! To just suddenly kiss?! No! It needs to build up

America: *blushing* d-do you want that?!

England: *mumbles* maybe *looks at floor*

Writer: *twirls moustache* heh heh heh

Russia: *pops in the room from the floor* *grabs reader-chan* You are mine now, Da? *innocent face*

Reader-chan: *unsure how to initially react*

Russia: all aboard the Ivan train! *disappears with you*

Writer: and back to the UsUk :3

America: umm did you *takes a deep breath* did you say maybe?

England: y-*cant seem to find his voice* *swallows and nods instead*

Both: *stand there bushing for awhile while unsure what to say*

America: *decides to make the first move and SAVE the moment*

Writer: good joke right? Because... he's a hero xD ...yeah? ...No? ...Okay then

England: *hears himself gasping a bit as Alfred draws nearer*

America: *licks his licks* *pauses and stops to take a look at England's face* *whispers softly whilst pushing some of Iggy's hair back* You know those green eyes of yours are always on my mind...*a genuine smile forms on his lips before he leans in so that their noses are touching*

England: *scoffs* is that all you've got, I'm genuinely surprised

America: what?! I'm just trying to be...sweet, you know, plus it was honest! And it's always better when it's honest *pouts*

England: *puts his mouth to Alfred's ear* I was expecting something more dirty, flirty If anything

America: *blushing deeper* I-I could do that!

England: oh really?! Well...*gets closer again* *whispers* go ahead

America: *says to self* ok I can do this, I've got swag and I'm totally awesome at flirting, right?

England: *flirty voice* I'm waiting ;)

America: *in his head...* Holy- did he just wink at me?! *panicking*

America: I can't wait to suck you like my mc flurry

Writer: *spits out tea* disclaimer not my line~ I don't own that shocking yet hilarious phrase

England: *did NOT expect that* oh umm well *quickly recovers* I'll have you know my milkshake tastes ten times better than mc Donald's!

America: dude how do you know that! What have you been doing *messing with England* xD

England: N-not like that, y-you git! *as his face turns a surprising shade of red*

America: *chuckles lightly* I know what you meant, and I can't wait to try ;D

England: *secretly fan girling* umm are we..are we actually going to uh

America: who knows *wiggles eyebrows*

England: I-Im being seriou- *is cut of by America leaning in and kissing him*

America: *pulls Iggy closer by sliding his arms around his waist* *breaks the kiss to breath*

England: *looks Alfred in the eyes**still blushing like mad* I'll take that as a yes shall I?!

Writer: And...That's a wrap, heh heh heh

Writer: NOW ONTO THE NEXT CHAPTERRRR

America: *pouts* we didn't even get to...

Writer: no not now, save it

America: *groans*

England: you heard her *quickly steals a kiss* we better be off ;)

America: well byeee~

Writer: damn that's long xD

America: *jumps up behind writer* That's what she said!! *runs off laughing*

((THANK THE FANFICTION LORD for copy and paste, this thing just died. IT WAS ALL I HAD to prove i didnt 100% waste my time (lies all lies i should sleep not make this stuff) anyway good thing I got it copied, now I must sleep *cant even sleep anymore* *doesn't know how*))