Cop: where do you live?
Kid: with my parents.
Cop: where do your parents live?
Kid: with me.
Cop: where's your house?
Kid: next to my neighbors house.
Cop: where's your neighbors house?
Kid: you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Cop: tell me.
Kid: next to my house.
Cop: Oh...my god.
I would be the kid.
