On the bus rn!!!! =^-^=
Daniel: Your husband name is Flip-flop.
Me: No.
Daniel: you didn't deny you had a husband!
Me: do you see a ring on any of my fingers???
Daniel: yes, *holds up his hand* right here. Oh wait-
Other ppl I'm talking to: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Everyone: *Burts out laughing*