Jersey Shore Season 1

Season 1 Ep 8: One Shot

[A/N: The Italian phrases I used in this are probably wrong......]

Vinny tries to calm her down, "You need to chill the f*** out." "Get off me!" "Are you going to punch him in the face?" "He kicked me out of the club!" Jenni explained. Mike exclaimed, "I kicked you out of the club?! Get the f*** outta here!" "Get off of me!" Jenni demands. She then backs swings and knocks Mike right in the jaw. Vinny grabs her other arm and leads her out of the room. Vinny exclaims, "See what I'm say?!" "Good night." Jenni says letting him lead her away.

{Vinny: Pauh! *shows with gestures* And like f***ing connected to this kid's cheek. The power that was behind it, it was some f***ing video game. It was nuts!}

Mike holds his face saying, "That ain't-- It ain't right." He tries to walk towards her but, Vinny pushes him back saying, "She's a girl, bro. She's a girl." "Yo, dog, go to sleep, you f***!" Mike shouts towards Jenni. Vinny says, "You gonna let her get to you?" "Vinny, don't." "She's a girl." Jenni tries to barrel pass Vinny towards Mike. The producers and security enter the room ready to break up the fight. Jenni is cursing at Mike as he's being snarky back. Vinny is having a hard time holding back Jen so Pauly intervenes trying to talk her down. Jenni gets past them jumping at Mike but security held her back. Mike snarks, "Yeah, that's what you are. Horrible." "Really?! Really?! That's why it takes three guys to hold me back, right?" "Oh my god, you take too much testosterone, girl." "F*** you!" Jenni shouts try to swing at Mike over the security. Mike sneers, "Go home, girl! Get the f*** out of here!" Vinny pulls Jen towards the room and gets her to calm down.

{Vinny: I think the-- *laughs* I think the fact that Mike... got punched in the face by Jenni is pretty funny. It couldn't of been more perfect. If it was, like, Pauly or Ronnie, that's be, like, a different story, you know? But it's Mike. Constantly Running his mouth. Talking shit, blah, blah, blah, blah.}

The next morning everyone packs and heads back to the shore house and immediately go to sleep for a few hours. Everyone starts getting up in the late evening and decide to stay in for the night. Well, except Pauly and Vinny, they decide to go meet these three girls on the boardwalk.

{Pauly D: So Vinny, um, he's got three girls that are going to meet us and, um, they're all cute girls. We met'em creeping one day on the boulevard. They're really cool chicks. We actually like hanging around with them. They're mad fun, and they're hot. But, um, I kind of have plans with the Israeli chick, Danielle. But, I don't know. She's kind of annoying. So, I'm not in the mood to hang out with her.}

They pick the girls and head to the boardwalk. They play a few games, go on a few rides, and watch the fireworks for a bit, they're just having a blast. They are wondering the boardwalk wondering what to do next when the one and only Danielle appears.

{Pauly D: What a coincidence. Danielle, she's there.}

Danielle walks over to them, "Pauly D." "What's up?" She gives him a hug and kiss on his cheek. They all start to walk away and Danielle follows keeping close to Pauly. Danielle ask, "What are you doing tonight?" "Nothin'" "Hangin' out with me?" "Sure. I'll call you when I get home. Later." He kissed her cheek and she went back with her friend leaving them.

{Vinny: Pauly's girl, Danielle comes, like, out of nowhere. So I'm seeing this, and I'm, like, kind of giggling to myself, you know what I mean? Like, 'cause it's so awkward.}

Vinny ask the girls, "You guys wanna hit up the arcade too, tonight, or not?" "Whatever you wanna do." One of the girls said. They entered the arcade and started playing games, and trying the claw machines, ski ball, and car racing games. After an hour or so one of the girls wanted to get a henna tattoo so, they head to a stand. As they are watching her get one on her foot someone calls out, "Pauly." He looks up to see the one and only Danielle.