Note:
Before reading this, please read Adventures of a Mary Sue and Adventures of a Gary Stu, because otherwise you won't understand this. And if you like this, also read Adventures of a Gary Stu's Son.
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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Glitter Sparkle Rainbow Luciousness Glee Joy Amazingness Sunset Crystal Diamond Jr.
Her parents, as you may already know, are the famously wonderful Glitter Sparkle Rainbow Luciousness Glee Joy Amazingness Sunset Crystal Diamond, and the handsome Lance DudeRainbow Totallymanly Bossness IsBeast UberLongName Amazing. After they fell in luurve in Bowling Ball Pete's stomach, they had two children:
Glitter Sparkle Rainbow Luciousness Glee Joy Amazingness Sunset Crystal Diamond Jr (so let's just call her Junior) and a boy named Sparta. Junior's beauty surpassed even her mother's, but, unfortunately, Sparta did not inherit their father's charm. He did, however, get their father's hair and mother's sparkling blue orbs of light.
Junior was repulsed by Sparta, as all he did was run around with his girlfriend, bu let's talk about Junior.
She was horribly depressed, and the reason for this was a boy. But not any boy. Said boy just so happened to be the wonderfulicious Greyson Chance.
The gorgeous singer had met Junior on several occasions, but every time, Junior had either been on the toilet, or in a washing machine.
Don't ask how.
So this time, Junior was determined to impress him. She was, after all, perfect.
So one day, Junior took the hot pink limo out to Greyson Chance's house to attempt (and succeed) to woo him.
"Oh, Greyson Chance!" she called in a beautiful sing-songy voice as Junior arrived.
"Who art thou?" replied Greyson Chance, showing off his knowledge of Old English.
"'Tis fate and true luurve, Greyson Chance!"
Clearly perplexed by this, Greyson Chance opened the door, only to be wooed by Junior's perfect... Well, everything.
They immediately got married and lived happily ever after.
Until they were eaten by Bowling Ball Pete.
"Whoops! I didn't mean to inhale you!" exclaimed Bowling Ball Pete.
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