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hey buddy's, my best bud jadetin told me i should write a great story about lil pump coming out to uzi🤠 that's just the way how life goes🤷🏽♀️ enjoy!
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"YOURE A MISTAKE! GET YOUR FATASS OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" your dad screamed at you. you ran out of your house crying. the snow hit your half naked body as you wore your booty shorts and tank top. you weren't bothered because a hoe never gets cold.
you heard someone shouting "FUCK YOU ILL BREAK YOUR NECK" your curiosity took over as you saw a two guys holding hands and kissing with what you guessed was their adopted child. their kid towering over them in height with a blonde bowl cut. he screamed at you to look away and ran towards you.
you started screaming and ran for your life for what seemed like forever. his two dads tacked him. "CALM DOWN JOBA!" the one with dreads and a grill screamed as the other one shrieked.
you started slowing down but keeping up your pace. you shook off whatever had happened and looked at the park ahead of you. you sighed in relief as you walked into a pile of dog shit and trash😍
you heard someone crying and another voice saying "you can tell me. that's just the way life goes." ( only real fans would get it ) it sounded kind of familiar but you shook it off.
"ok uwu. i'm gey 🤠" you heard a voice that sounded like lil pump.
you turned around and saw him. you saw him kissing his bestie lil uzi vert.
"YOURE GAY?1?1?1?1?3?2??3 ESSKEETIT" you screamed.
"y/n! wait!" he shouted screaming after you as you booked it.
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i don't think this was very good but i tried 😎🐲 -b 😰
