Lol this is gonna be funny
~Voldemorts POV~
It was a crappy day per the norm and my secret crush Dumbledore didn't make it any better by dying.
I was feeling really down in the dumps so I decided to go cheer up with a nice warm glass of butter beer. I transformed into a bat with a magic *poof* and flew my way to Hogsmade. As I was about to de-transform, I saw a poor old witch sitting on the side of the road; so naturally I killed her.
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Anyway I walked up to a cart disguised as the one and only Luna Lovegood (Because she's awesome) and I spotted someone standing behind a ally corner. I didn't kill them this time, and walked over to see what's poppin'.
I turn the corner and magically, I'm in a high school bathroom! I can see a guy doing his business at a urinal and intimidating enough, he looks me dead in the eye and says, "Sup snake dude. I'm Rich".
Omg this is amazing
