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Oh Mistah J, isn't he perfect? The way he looks at the people's, I love it. Makes my brain go all sortsa’ crazy.
I wonder if Bat's is scared of Daddy? I bet he is! Who wouldn't be? My Mistah J knows how to intimidate people properly! Make them feel all kinda funny inside.
Wanna know a secret? He's a big ol softie really! Don't tell J though, he'll punish me. N…Not that doing that makes him a bad person, h…he's just misunderstood, an outcast.
Mistah J doesn't mean to hit me, promise. He just can't help himself sometimes when I annoy him a..and ruin his work.
It's all worth it though, when he does occasionally touch me or play, it feels like heaven, like Christmas has come early, like…like a big ol’ pile of candy! Oh gawd, I wish he'd play more often but he's always off being busy with The Bats. One day I'll catch him and then me and Mistah J can play alllll day long.
Some people think he's a bad man because he changed me, h..he didn't change me, just…opened up something already in me!
Oh no, I gotta go, Mistah J is back, bye bye!
Oh Puuuuuddinnnn!
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Broken. [Inside the mind of The Joker]
Short StoryEver wonder what goes on inside The Jokers head? Find out.