A/N: I though it was perfect. Because Yuuya is crazy and Hardstop Lucas is crazy xD
Bold: Name of the original vine
When a stranger "takes a seat" in your house
Yuuya: Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Satoshi: Oh no, you can have it.
Yuuya: Thank you! *takes chair*
Satoshi: WAIT! Who the hell are you?!
Yuuya: *takes chair away quickly*
When you don't see what your mom sees
Shiori: Didn't I tell you to wash these dishes?
Yuuya: *sees nothing in the sink* Exactly what are you talking about?
Shiori: DON'T PLAY DUMB! ALL THESE DAMN DISHES!
Yuuya: WHAT DISHES?!
When you wake up in a new family
Yuuya: *wakes up*
Yuka: Make me some cereal.
Yuuya: Who are you?
Yuka: HE SAID NO!
Yuuya: I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!
Satoshi: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Yuuya: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
When you buy a door from Monsters Inc so you can read bedtime stories to kids
Yuuya: You sleep?
Yuka: *sleeping*
Yuuya: Once a upon a time-
Yuka: *wakes up* WHO ARE YOU?!
Yuuya: GO BACK TO SLEEP!
Yuka: BIG BRO!
Yuuya: I'M YOUR BIG BRO!
Yuka: Big bro?..
Yuuya: Once a upon a time
Having a cartoon character as a roommate
Morishige: And how do I look?
Yuuya: Same as usual.
Morishige: AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!
Yuuya: YOU DON'T OWN NO OTHER CLOTHES! YOU DON'T EVEN WASH THOSE!
Morishige: That's stupid.
Yuuya: And you stink!
(A/N: Ok last vine. And it's my favorite)
Real Life Math Problems
Fukuroi: Alright, so let's start off with a simple problem to start up our day. Oh here's one, Kizami has 19 bottles of dishsoap and he gives Shimada-
Kensuke: Wait, why does Kizami have so many soaps?
Yuuya: MIND YOUR BUSINESS KUROSAKI! WHY YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT? IT'S MY LIFE! DAMN! *rubs soap on hands*
Fukuroi: Are y'all done? Alright so let me finish off my problem please?
Fukuroi: Alright so, Kizami has 19 bottles of dishsoap, and gives Shimada 6, how many bottles of dishsoap will Kizami have left?
Yuuya: 6? I'm not even giving him 1! He ain't pitching for none of this! Hey Shimada!
Kai: *walks towards him then stops*
Yuuya: STEP YOUR ASS BACK!
Fukuroi: Hey Kizami! Give him the dishsoap! It's in the problem!
Yuuya: I can give him some! Cause I see him picking his nose earlier! Yeah, I seen that Shimada! You ain't slick!
Kai: *looks around*
Yuuya: Disgusting!
Yuuya: So get your hand over here and get some soap!
Kai: *puts hand out*
Yuuya: *gives him some soap*
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And that's it! I finally decided to come back and do this again!
It felt abandoned, so I decided to bring it back from the dead!
Hope you enjoy Kizami as one of my favorite viners Hardstop Lucas.
See you next chapter for Morishige as Josh Kennedy
Bye!
