Inktober writing 2018

Day 2: Tranquil

Crankgameplays and Googleplier

I was snuggled up to Ethan when I heard someone at the front door.

"Did you have someone coming over?" I asked Ethan.

"I thought you did." He replied. So got up and walked over to the door. I opened it to see a small package marked 'fragile'.

"Hey babe, did you order something?" I questioned as I examined the box. Suddenly, I felt Ethan's hand snake around my waist.

"No (Y/N), I did not order anything." He softly kissed my neck. My cheeks went a bright red. Even though me and Ethan have been together for sometime now, I still blush every time he looks at me. "Well lets bring it in and open it." His warmth is pulled away along with him as he bends down to pick up the box. As he does so, I fade off into my imagination about my blue boy.

"Hey, (Y/N), can you help me pick it up, its kinda heavy." This breaks me away from my thoughts to see Ethan trying to pick up the box, his beautiful face as red as mine was earlier.

"Oh, yeah baby." I bend down on the other side of the tiny package and wondered how something so small could weigh so much that even Ethan couldn't pick it up. But when I went to pick it up, I realized just how heavy that sucker really was.

Eventually, after about 20 minutes, we got it on the kitchen counter. 

"Should we open it?" I asked. I looked to Ethan to see him grabbing a knife from the one of the kitchen drawers. "I guess that answers my question." I moved aside as Ethan began cutting open the tiny cardboard prism. As soon as he completely opened the package, out popped a man.

"Whoa!" Ethan yelled as he moved away from the man. I moved closer to 'it'. Ethan grabbed me by the elbow. "(Y/N), what if he's dangerous."

"Ethan, its an 'it' until I know what it is." I responded.

"I am Googleplier. The android sent by Google." It's voice was as deep as his blue shirt. Ethan, in shock, let go of my elbow. I walked up to the Asian robot. He followed my every movement with his brown eyes.

"Googleplier huh? What can you do?" I asked circling it.

"I can read to you the weather, babysit, answer your most important questions, destroy humanity, do your chores, read yo-" 'It' used its fingers to count all it could do.

"Wait, wait, wait. Rewind that please." Ethan said.

"Okay. Oy daer, serohc ruoy od, ytianmuh yortsed, snoitseuq tn-" 'Googleplier' undid all his earlier movements.

"Stop! Start there!" Ethan said.

"nt questions, destroy humanity, do your chores." The room fell silent. I broke it.

"Googleplier, do my dishes." I commanded pointing to the kitchen sink. It seemed to begrudgingly walk over to said sink. It started to throw all of mine and Ethan's good plates onto the floor.

"STAHP!" I yelled. "Clean that up." Then googleplier did it but then threw the plate pieces at passersby.

"Just throw him out." Ethan exclaimed after he got the obviously faulty product to stop throwing things at people.

"It! You mean throw 'It' out." I told him sternly, "But yes, I agree." I crossed my arms.

(Time skip BOI)

It was about a month later, and Googleplier was gone. Thank. GOD! We had deactivated him and sent him back to the return address on the box it came in.

(Another time skip because I CAN)

"Daddy! Daddy!" Little Atreyu (a-tray-u. Like from the Neverending Story) and Elliot yelled as they ran to Ethan.

"Well hello my little blue boys, how are we today?" He asked them as he picked them both up.

"Well I'd say they are both VERY cranky without their dad here." I told him jokingly, "However they were a handful for the babysitter apparently." I walked up and kissed all of my beautiful baby boys.

"All right boys, go play." Ethan said, putting the boys down. They both raced to their bedroom to play with toys. Ethan walked up to me and gave me a very passionate kiss.

When i pulled away I said, "So I was thinking about the boys with their babysitters. You know, how they always scare them away."

"Yeah?"

"Well, I was thinking, what if we got a..."

"A what?" Ethan was getting impatient. But I was afraid to tell him.

"Well, a. Um. Googleplier." I said the last part quietly.

"A what?" Ethan knew what I said.

"A Googleplier." I said it more confidently this time.

"NO!" Ethan yelled, "I don't want that around my boys! Are you crazy!" His face was red, "Do not buy one!"

"Well," I scratched at my neck, "I kinda already did." Ethan stomped away from me.

(another time skip by LIFE)

"Now kids, be good for Mark alright?" Ethan told our three beautiful children.

"Yes Daddy." They all said in unison.

"Google, you know what they need right?" I asked as I grabbed my coat.

"Food by 7, bath and teeth by 8, and bed by 9." Googleplier recited the list for when we left him with the kids.

"And whats my number?"

"(random phone number)" He repeated it just like in the protocol.

"All right kids, give me and your dad some love." I said. The kids gave me and Ethan kisses and hugs and we were on our way out of the house.

When we got to the car Ethan said, "You know (Y/N), I'm glad we got a Googleplier." And we were off.

I GOT DAY ONE AND TWO DONE IN ONE DAY LIKE A FRICKING BOSS! Anyways, hope you liked day two and all, Ill post day three tomorrow. Okay, Imma go to bed now. Okay, BYEEEE!!!