Setting: The freshly cut green lawn in front of the mansion
*Sky and Alex are out on a romantic walk*
Alex: We should do this more, it's so peaceful out here.
*Sky sighs*
Alex: What's wro-
*They hear booming waves of laughter from the other side of the lawn, they run to see what's so funny*
Fox: -and then she said, "I don't got any candy!!!"
*An odd assortment of creatures start laughing*
Kitten: Mew mew mew mew
*Laughing stops and Fox looks over*
Fox: Oh hello, than-
*Kitten cuts him off*
Kitten: Mew mew mew mew!
Fox: Oh! Kitten wants me to tell you that you are her absolute best friends and she is so happy that you came to poker night that she-
*Alex cuts Fox off*
Alex: Wait, poker night?
Panther: Shriiieeeeeeeek
*Panther angerly slams her hand on the table*
Rufus: Yes I win!!
*Rufus scoops half of panthers chips from her pile and moves it to his*
Lhasa: :/
Fox: Oh yes, every Sunday we all play poker. Kitten and I have on three times in a row!!
*Lani runs from the mansion to the poker table with her arms full of chips*
Lani: I brought snacks!!!!!!
*Cheering from all the creatures*
Fox: Do you wanna join?
Alex: Umm, well-
*Sky runs over to the table, pulls up a chair*
Sky: Dealer, give me twenty
Dropbear (Dealer): Rawr
Alex: :/
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Yay! I just finished the first chapter,
sorry if this is a little cringy, but this is my first spoof book. Anyway thanks for reading, and as my idol (Band Director) would say, go spread kindness and joy to the world
~Carson
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Fox and Kitten
FanfictionHave you ever wondered what the best pairing in The Unwanteds series is? Samheed and Lani, Alex and Sky, or maybe even Talon and Florence? None of those answers even come close, Its is Fox and Kitten and they're here with more crazy, storytelling, l...
