*Lani is in the Museum Of Large when she stumbles across a book titled "Sports Through The Ages"*
Fox: Hey Lani, whatcha looking at?
Lani: A book.
Fox: What book?
*Kitten runs up to Lani and jumps onto her head*
Kitten: Mew mew mew mew mew mew.
Fox: *gasps* What, really!! whats a sport?
Kitten: Mew mew mew!!
Fox: Oh, I see.
Kitten: Mew.
Lani: What is going on?
Fox: Well kitten says that she knows how to play a sports.
Kitten: MeeeeeOW
Fox: Oh, pardon me, a sport.
Lani: Really, what is it called?
Fox: Oh you'll see.
*Fox leads kitten and Lan down the hallway away from the Museum Of Large and in the direction of the entrance*
Lani: Where are we going?
*Fox turns a sharp corner and laughs*
Fox: Found it!
*Right before turning the corner Lani sees the 3D door that people go through to get to the Museum*
Lani: Wait, we just spent the last ten minutes walking when it was right next door the whole time!!!
Fox: I, um, I got lost.
Kitten: Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew!!!!
Fox: Ok, so the, ahem "Sport" kitten wants us to play is called Quidditch!!!!!!!
*Right as Fox says that a cluster of brooms and cleaning supplies falls out of the closet*
Lani: O_o wat
/Flash Forward(One Week)/
*Artime is on fire, there are holes in the roof and all of the windows are shattered*
*Over the horizon, Pan is swimming toward Artime*
Pan: What is wrong, I saw fires and heard screaming, are you under attack?
Alex: QUIDDITCH FOR LIFE!!!!!
*Alex gets punched in the face by Samheed*
Samheed: LONG LIVE SLYTHERIN!!!!!!
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Another day, another spoof. Hope you guys enjoyed this one
~Carson Lemon
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