In just a year…or three…or five,
My hands wear Freedom Rings,
A polish and a good clean scrub -
They’ll shine until they sing.
I bought them with a Big Fat Check,
And what my cash did buy!
The Light of edumacation -
I bullshit and I lie.
I used to know geography,
Did math while I was Sauced.
And then I stood before the arch,
Now all I feel is Lost.