The end

the prafessy

{BMJ's POV}

"Ye hold thine prafessy states that ye shall saveth the memes" declares the forehead, as he floated away.

I have never been so confused in my entire life, that's saying a lot considering i've been a coca-cola bottle. But then, a light soared from the sky, a figure with wings that gave off the same feeling you'd get from walking into a Hot Topic, the smell of hair dye and emo glory. Yeemo flew from the sky and landed back right in front of us.

"Someone say lotion?" She called out in a heroic accent.

"...Umm, no. Stop, people are looking...." Scranty replied with a raised eyebrow and confused head tilt.

"Oh, well then. THANK YOU FOR LEAVING ME I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THAT I GOT TORTURED BY THE G NOTE WITHOUT END!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. People gave her a few weird looks but they weren't ones to talk. They're probably high about 80% of the time.

"THE PRAFFFFESSSSSY THOOOOOOOOO! WE MUST FIND ALL OF THE SPICIEST DANKEST MEMES OF ALL TIME IN ORDER TO SAVE THE WORLD! IMAGINATION THOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE CIA MUST NEVER FIND US AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!" I screamed out inot the dark abyss that is the reality of the world. The world is a dark depressing concept and we must inspire eachother to make it light again-

"Hey!" Yeemo shouted at me, cutting my train of thought off.

"Sorry, I was having an episode again." I muttered. Just then, a spark ignited in my being. Something so small it could hae been a phantom, but it wasd true. I've been waiting for this my whole life. Today was the day, I'd get the ability from the shrek to look into the future to see what is in the next shrek movie. And thst is my power. The shrek five plot. The divorce. It was too true, too sad, to deep, too much for the world to handle. And this was it. The prophecy.

We must destroy the fifth shrek before it hits theatres. To a theater near you.