It's Always Sunny In Beacon Hills

Stiles Gets Pregnant

Chapter 2: Stiles Gets Pregnant

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"I don't know about this," Lydia whispered as Stiles climbed into the massive tub of ice water. "This feels like a poorly-conceived plan. There are too many variables."

Stiles shivered as he sunk into the water up to his chest, and tried his best to smile for her. He said, "We have to do something to save our parents. Anyway, it's just a little darkness around our hearts. I mean really, what's the worst that could happen?"

  

~practically the next day~

"Sixteen hours!" Stiles hissed to himself as he steered his jeep out of the clinic's parking lot. He felt strange: tingly, all over. He probably had a terminal case of goosebumps to follow that fun experiment in hypothermia. His stomach was cramping like he'd just done six hundred crunches, and who knew how long it'd been since he ate something.

"What kind of doctor lets someone be dead for sixteen hours?" he complained to the empty road. "I bet he faked his degree with a skeezy Druid spell. Knew I didn't trust that guy."

~a half hour later~

From: Stiles
To:  all
11:17 p.m.
i feel kinda weird, does anyone else feel weird?

From: Stiles
To:  all
11:31 p.m.
scott. allison. i know you're busy but text me back

From: Stiles
To:  all
11:35 p.m.
fighting is super important but srsly call me if you feel weird AT ALL

From: Isaac
To:  Stiles
11:36 p.m.
I feel fine.

From: Stiles
To:  all
11:38 p.m.
isaac wtf? oh shit did i hit reply all 

~four days later~

"You can't text and drive in the rain!" gasped Scott, poking his friend in the shoulder with his finger to emphasize his point. "No wonder you had an accident. New pack rule: no texting while driving in the rain."

"Forget about the accident, Scott!" Stiles snapped. "How come you never answered my text?"

Scott wondered if being the Alpha meant he could demand his friends address him as Super Scott all the time, instead of just regular Scott. He shrugged, and said, "About feeling off? Obviously, yeah. I feel it here, right in the center of my chest. Epic darkness."

"Well, I think I feel it in my stomach," said Stiles. "Is that weird?"

~two weeks later~

From: Stiles
To:  Allison
3:05 p.m.
allison do you feel heavier since we did the thing where we technically died?

From: Allison
To:  Stiles
3:12 p.m.
I feel fine. Maybe a little heavier in my chest? But Deaton said we would.

From: Stiles
To:  Allison
3:16 p.m.
i meant literally. i've put on 10 pounds and my abs hurt a lot

From: Stiles
To:  Allison
3:16 p.m.
also i have to pee all the time, is that weird?

~one month later~

"What the fuck?"