spooked//mothxlamp

shid and fard

that edit except møth and lämp
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lämp and I haven't talked since september 21st, and i'm starting to assume the worst.

I swerve through murky human streets looking for my friends, when a voice calls me.

"møth? is that you?"

I don't bother turning around, after all, lämp had done the MONSTER MASH.
OF ALL KINDS OF MASHES!

"please come back to me."

what a THOT to think I would fall for the same trickery I have previously. even if i've loved you for years, screwing me over is still not cool.

"i'm pregnant, møth."

I quickly spun around. "did III preggo your eggo or was it that skanky skeleton hopping on everyone's bones?"

"I only love you" lämp said, for some reason, it appeared as if they were glowing.

"let's make triplets then mans" I said, challenging lämp to the utmost duel.

"bet."