Yo Mama so...

Yo Mama so Fat

Yo mama is so fat she sat in a dollar and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is so fat she looked up cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo mama is so fat she asked for a water bed and they but a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat the National Weather Service names each of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered their prices.

Yo mama is so fat she sat on the iPhone and created the iPad.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles cam down.

Yo mama so fat the only exercise she gets is from chasing the ice cream truck.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she fell and love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she fell asleep trying to get up.

Yo mama so fat she goes to the car wash to take her showers.

Yo mama so fat when she walked by the T.V I missed three episodes.

Yo mama is so fat I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck.

Yo mama is so fat a car ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THE ROCK??!!"

Yo mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat the weighing scale said, "to be continued..."

Yo mama is so fat she got arrested for carrying around ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her!

Yo mama is so fat she broke the staircase to heaven.