Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it.
Yo mama is so old she has Adam and Eve's autographs.
Yo mama is so old the the birthday candles cost more than the cake.
Yo mama is so old when she went to school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Yo mama is so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama so old she babysat George Washington.
Yo mama so old
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