Yo Mama so...

Yo mama so Poor

Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonalds uniform to church.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so poor she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.

Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."

Yo mama so poor duck throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so poor the last time she smelled and warm meal was when a rich man farted.

Yo mama is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so poor robbers leave money at her house.

Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers.

Yo mama is so poor she uses candy wrappers as wall paper.

Yo mama is so poor I spent the night at your house and in the morning I asked what was for breakfast, then she put her foot on the table and said corn flakes.