Total Drama Return to the Island

Total Drama Return to the Island Episode 1

Total Drama Return to the Island
Episode 1: Winners vs. Losers
Written by TDGirlsFanForever725

Chris: (On a familiar dock) Welcome to an all new season of Total Drama. After one whole year of being on vacation, it's finally time to continue all the action, torture, and drama that this show has to offer. So where are we competing this time you may be asking and does this dock look familiar to you? Well yes it is, because this season (pans out to reveal Wawanakwa as if it never sank) we are back on Wawanakwa. Now I know what you are all thinking; didn't you and Chef sink the island in All Stars? Yes we did, but this is an exact replica of the island; (cuts to the cliff) same cliff from our very first challenge ever, (cuts to the swamp) same old swamp, (cuts to the forest) same old forest, (cuts to the bonfire) and same old Elimination Ceremony. In fact, this Island is sitting right above where the old island used to be. Don't believe me, (points off-screen, cuts to Boney Island) there's Boney Island over there; which never sank.

(Cuts to a never before seen clip of Pahkitew Island blowing up)

Chris: (Voice over) After our Pahkitew Island season, I got bored of our first artificial island and decided to blow it up. I would have let Scarlett done it, but we were only two third's of the way through the season. (Annoyed) And before you all start asking unless you saw the character prologues, yes we went back and got Dave before we blew it up.

(Cuts back to Wawanakwa)

Chris: So we are going back to where it all began with all new surprises and challenges; all for a chance to win (shows the Million Dollar case opening) One Million Dollars. There are however two things that this island doesn't have; a place for the teams to sleep and the outhouse confessional (sheepish) because I accidentally blew it up as well instead of saving it.

(Confessional)

Chris: So we put a brand new one underneath The Dock of Shame. No horrible butt smells down here, (smells and cringes) phew, but a whole lot of horrible fishy smells. (Something pinches him in the butt) AW! (A crab walks away from him. Chris is annoyed as he rubs his butt.) And some other things.

(End Confessional)

Chris: So everyone just sit back, relax, and get ready for our most dramatic season yet. This is Total Drama Return to the Island!

(Opening Credits)

(Cameras and spotlights pop up from where they usually do in the TDI opening. The clopper board appears and claps before moving off-screen. The camera tracks past Chris and up the hill towards the cliff.)

"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,"

(The camera goes off the cliff and falls into the water)

"You guys are on my mind."

(Owen swims away frantically from a still mutated Dakota; who just wanted to give him a friendly hug. She hugs him so tightly that he shoots out of the water like a rocket and soars through the sky before he begins to descend.)

You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous!"

(Cuts to Topher using Chris' phone as Sky watches him happily before Owen falls on him. Sky cringes until she sees Dave running past her and she chases after him. They run past Shawn who suddenly gets spooked by a zombie hiding in the bushes and runs away. Cuts to Gwen and Courtney in a canoe where Gwen refuses to listen to Courtney's apology until both of them go over the waterfall in terror.)

"I wanna live close to the sun,"

(Lightning is pumping iron with a log again when Gwen and Courtney land on his log just before the log he's standing on breaks and all three of them fall)