Papa: Jonny, why do have so much sugar?
Jonny: It's not sugar, Papa. I've actually been addicted to cocaine for 12 years. Whenever you would catch me, I would quickly eat it and pretend it's sugar and we would laugh about it. Now that you know the truth, you shouldn't joke about drug abuse. Heck, you shouldn't even touch it with a ten foot pole! Morale of the story, addiction is a problem, but only if you try it.
Papa: what. the fuck.
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Randomi don't even know or wanna know for that matter also mr. boatshoe if you're here i wrote this when i was 13 please forgive me
