Why Me? Emilio Martinez

1 Night / Ivan Martinez

After your therapy session you wanted to get wasted.
So you called Ivan.

*the call*

I: yo wasuup

You: come clubbing with me.

I: remember last time.

You: just don't let Emi know.

I: I can book a hotel room so we won't have to go home
To angry Emilio.

You: good idea.

I: what about your mum.?

You: I'll say I'm staying at a friends.

I: okay I'll tell Emilio that too.

You: okay meet you around the corner.

I: okay when

You: asap

I: okay see you soon

You: yeet bye.

I: adiós

* call ended*

You hurry down stairs with a bag of spare clothes.

Mum: hey

You: can I stay at my friends tonight?

Mum: sure but make sure your in contact with me.
Don't want you freaking out.

You: okay I'll be fine.

You give your mum a kiss on the cheek and hurry out
The door.

You text Ivan to bring a spare change of clothes.
And you ordered an uber to the hotel.
Then you walk to the corner.

* 2 minutes later *
Ivan turns up.

You: wow took you long enough.

I: I told Emilio I was staying at Jacksons house.😂

You: who's Jackson?

I: this is part when you ex finds out you don't have friends😂

You: what am i? Am I not your friend.?

I: ngaww your my best friend.

You: that's for sure I never go clubbing with anyone😂

I: because you don't have friends.

You: because why look after other people
When I can't even look after myself😂

I: I will take care of you.

You: exactly why your here.

Then your uber turns up.

You: finally.

You and Ivan get in the uber.

I: to *random hotel address*

Driver: okay.

*5 minutes later*

Your at the hotel.

(I can't be fucked doing the ordering shit)

*skip to the hotel room*

You: okay if we get wasted its fine.