Avengers One-Shots

Avenger's Photoshoot

The Avengers do a billboard photo shoot showing off their body issues to let everyone know they are also human.

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They are all nervous about the photo shoot. They were all going to be in only there boxers imperfections out there for everyone to see. They all slowly meandered into the room robes tied tight around their hips. The photographer pulled Steve to the dead center of the large drop they were posing in front of and she motioned for his robe. Steve shyly pulled off the cloth and handed it to her. Tony wolf whistled as the Captian stretched his arms above his head causing them to see the stretch marks from the serum. The others joined in hooting and hollering to encourage him. The photographer began snapping pictures capturing the true joy in his face.

Next was Clint. He dropped his robe and kept his chest covered with crossed arms. Nat rolled her eyes and dropped her robe and walked over to him. The two agents were covered in various scars and still healing cuts from there last mission. Natasha punched him on the shoulder, "Come in princess I'll pose with you."

"I'm the princess? Nat, your wearing galaxy spandex!" Clint huffed. Widow couldn't hold back her laughter causing Clint to laugh. More photos were taken. Then it was Bruce's turn. He looked at the floor as he pulled off his robe. He wasn't nearly as in shape as the rest of the team. He was soft around the edges with some rolls. They all gave him a big thumbs up when he turned to look at him. Tony started making faces at him to try and coaks a grin out of him. Bruce rolled his eyes at first but then he couldn't help laughing at the progressively more obnoxious faces. More photos. Thor showed off his battle scars proudly turning every which way for the lady. Finally, it was Tony's turn. He held the robe tightly around himself. The photographer motioned for him to remove his robe. Tony very slowly began undoing the knot. Nat piped up, "Come on Tony show us what all the girls swoon over!"

"Let's see that billionaire swagger," Steve provided. Clint turned on gas pedal on his phone. Tony watched Clint being to poorly sway his hips to the music. The billionaire rolled his eyes, "You're doing it all wrong birdbrain. Let your body do its thing. Like this-"

Tony bounced his fingers on his chest for a minute getting the beat down. Then he began to dance starting with his head and moving down his body. They all walked with amusement and a little turned on, not that any of them would ever say it out loud. By the end of the song Tony was in just his compression shorts, robe long lost to the music, panting softly and proud. The photographer had all the photos she needed of them individually and motioned for them all to get in front of the drop. Tony smirked as they all joined him, "Avengers Assemble!"

Steve rolled his eyes and messed up Tony's overly-styled hair. Thor threw an arm over Steve's shoulder. Tony pulled Bruce next to him. Nat laid her head on Bruce's other shoulder. Clint put Thor's other arm on his side. The group squished in giving there best serious faces. The photographer took a couple pictures then Clint climbed on to Thor's back, "I feel so tall!"

"It's because you're short!" Natasha teased. Bruce laughed causing Nat to playfully push him away. Steve threw Tony over his shoulder, "You want to be tall too?"

"At least let me sit on your shoulder Capcicle," Tony whined. Steve set him down and crouched down so Tony could climb on his back. The inventor grinned and sat on Steve's shoulder's resting his chin on top of Steve's head, "What a gentleman."

The photographer snapped a photo. It was perfect. They looked like the happy team America needs to see. After they were done they all got redressed and Tony took them all to get some dessert. They made a pretty good team no matter how much they argued.