I didn't
Don't abuse minions, stop squirting milk on them
stop slapping your pepperoni or salami slices. its not applicable for this safe work environment
im tired
here is my random thought for the day
pizza is illuminati. How?
pizza has 5 letters
5 pizza's means a party
a party where though?
party has 5 letters, one more than 5 is six
school has six letters
its a school party
a school party with pizza's means timmy fucking morbidly obese boi is gonna eat all the pizza
timmy fucking morbidly obese boi has 28 letters
2+8=10
illuminati has 10 letters
Pizza=Illuminati confirmed
if pee was a different colour than red, what would it be? Green? Green pee, like green pea!
wait, my favourite pizza is peas and mayonnaise, we were just talking about pizza!
WHAT A COINCIDENCE
OJgaefiou
i am depressed hah jk i am very happy
dont say anything you have mere seconds to live
what do you call a guy who has been shot by a mexican?
dead
if you are reading this it is too late
come on, everyone has a timmy fucking morbidly obese boi at their school.
dad jokes are bad, until you become a dad
eww halloween is just gonna be fortnite on the streets
i bathe in the blood of my opponents, i am omnipotent and i will kill all mortals i see
i see all. i will let the river run with the guts of virgins.
food jokes lets do some food jokes
i went to walmart just kidding we dont have walmart here
why do i exist
why does anything exist
i will die alone
a haiku by me
ok i stop new
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
'w'
doctow wew losing hiwm
we need tow keep dis beeing awive
get da defiwbuwatow
i hate you so much that i would unplug your life support to charge my phone
why does nobody like me oh wait its because im me and i make shit like this
