RAT RAT RAT...(Volume 1)

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by uniibunn-

by uniibunn-

I went to McDonalds one day.I ordered a burger, but the burger was green. So I go home and cook my burger 'cause it was green.

I eat the burger...It tasted like my ex-girlfriend (a rat)

I decide to go on my christian Minecraft server to checkup on the admins. Everything was on fire, People were chanting "RAT BURGER" around a pentagram. I had to shut down the server for 24 hrs.

That night I experienced some nightmares...One was about my server being hacked by a rat.Innocent people were on fire, while people were chanting "RAT"...

"RAT RAT RAT" one of the mods said. One person was screaming in pain...

I woke up in sweat at 5:00 a.m. I go to eat a McDonalds Hash brown.It was red...

To be continued (In volume 2)