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THICCLAD

        I got up and grabbed my phone from where it was laying on my bed, texting a long ass paragraph to THICCLAD, aka Maxine, aka Max. I shoved that into my sweatpants' pocket, knowing she wouldn't reply for an hour or so, trading it for my computer. I clicked on the tab that led to Max's and my blog. She managed the page and I would write the reviews for whatever was taking over our lives at the moment. So far, we have71 members. We partied hard when we hit 69.

        Writing a whole six paragraphs on whatever trash I just read, I scrolled along to read the comments on my last post, for the last chapter yesterday. We had four avid readers: lilyr113, damensgurl_08, xxFIREBIRDxx, and fanfan801. I scrolled under the post to see that they had posted, or if they had posted at all. It was a blessing I could actually write to these people without breaking out on Max or my sister.
          lilyr113: Bruh u need to read all of it its sooooo good reading parts daily is gonna cause combustion of all the feels

          damensgurl_08: when r u gonna read trd??? omg btw totes agree team phoenix

          xxFIREBIRDxx: HOLY SHIT KEEP READING THE NEXT CH IS FUCKIN FIRE!!!11!!!1

          fanfan801: hey u know Sam isn't all that bad is he??

          I smiled at all of their comments before submitting the new post  for the excerpt of the gay trash I just read. I closed my laptop with a thud before washing all of the trash from my eyes, grabbing my robe and walking downstairs. I stepped down, wary of my socks, not wanting my last thoughts to be either 'Phoenix is a fucking queen how about that sexual prowess tho' or 'How can Sam be the biggest cock block of this fucking century?'.  I walked straight over to my sister, Stephanie.
 
          Other than Max she's the only one I can talk to about the series, because of how...explicitly gay it is. She's also the only one besides Max who I can talk to about myself to because I am explicitly gay, as well as love of gay things. I outed myself last year, when I had my first feelings towards a dude (oh lord) and since then I've just been in a weird stage that I must learn everything so I can be amazing. Although, since starting the book before the one I'm reading now from the Prince-killer series, I've mostly faded out of it, besides making fun of myself every once and a while.

             I sat down on the couch next to her, immediately collapsing into myself. "Steph," I said. "How the fuck did that shit just happen?" She grinned wolfishly.
            
             "Lil' bro, you need hurry up and read. I say don't stick to what the blog need. This book is most definitely the best out of the whole series. The ending-" I clamped my hand over her mouth before she could spoil anything. Both Max and Steph had read it already, not even considering reading it with me for the blog or for me. So now they'll either accidentally almost spoil something or intentionally spoil something, which is what is happening right now. I drew my hand back deftly and rubbed it on her when I felt her lick it. She laughed loudly, causing our brother and parents to look over, wondering what was going on.

           I waved them off, glaring at Steph. "Jeez," I sighed, taking my hand back. "But still," I continued. "How could Sam cock block when the scene didn't get above PG-13?"

Aarinfan: Um yeah sisters amiright thanks for reading and stay tuned 👋👋