Meta Knight: Hello Kay.
Me: Hello.
Meta Knight: Would you like to-
BOOM!
Meta Knight: Better check what that was. *walks over and sees King Dedede trying to bake* Ok, I'm going to save my eyes from seeing things I can't unsee. *walks down hallway*
Kirby: *sneaks up on Meta Knight* POYO!!!
Meta Knight: *punches Kirby so hard he almost dies*
Kirby: Bro! What was dat for?
Meta Knight: You can't scare me like that!
Kirby: *laughs evilly and prances away*
Meta Knight: *tries to find Kay*
Me: *is talking to Galacta Knight* So, you two are fighting over who's better?
Galacta Knight: Yep. And don't let Meta Knight fool you, I'm better. *winks at me in a flirting way*
Me: *blushes*
Meta Knight: *busts door down* Ahem, did I hear someone say that they- GALACTA KNIGHT?!
Galacta Knight: Heyy *whips cape swaggily*
Meta Knight: Kay, who do you think is better? Me or trash can?
Galacta Knight: You mean that you're the trash bag, right?
Me: Umm, idk who's better. :P You're both pretty swaggy and fab...
Meta Knight: Oh yeah? *starts singing "Fabulous" from High School Musical 2*
Crowds start gathering to watch.
Me: Noice.
Galacta Knight: *starts singing "Rewrite the Stars" from the Greatest Showman*
Me: *sings Zendaya's part*
Meta Knight: *tackles Galacta Knight*
Kirby: Want some popcorn? *holds bag of popcorn near me*
Me: Sure! *shares popcorn*
Galacta Knight: *grabs Meta Knight and flys into the clouds with him*
Kirby: Aww! We can't see them now! D:
Me: At least we have this yummy popcorn.
Kirby: Yeah...
Meta Knight: *comes down victorious and holding Galacta Knight's unconscious body*
Everybody: *claps*
Meta Knight: *bows*
Galacta Knight: *wakes up and flies away*
Meta Knight: I'm gonna need to get some bandages... *leaves for fifteen minutes and returns with wounds treated* So earlier, Kay. I wanted to ask you... *blushes* Will you go on a walk with me?
Me: Oh, sorry but...
Random person: *appears* Ready for our date? :3
Me: Yes. :3
Random guy and me: *walk holding hands to a restaurant*
Meta Knight: *maskpalms*
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So, yeah, that's pretty much how long each chapter will be. Tell me if you enjoy it or have suggestions for stories! Ty- Kay
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Kirby Stories
HumorRandom Kirby stories. That's it. Or is it? Yes I'm in this. I'm too swaggy to not be included. :3 Disclaimer: I don't own any art or characters (except myself).
