My Sinful Maker (Miu x Me)

Chapter 1: 17 kids

As I was walking down the gloomy halls of this so called school, I heard what sounded like a herd of buffalo heading straight for me. "Jesus Christ, what now?"

I asked myself but I noticed that my body was shaking uncontrollably probably because I've forgotten to take my meds "s...shit! I need to take my pills." I searched my pockets only to find an empty bottle of Anxiolytic "Shit nuggets! Just what I need." I threw the bottle at the trash can, he suddenly heard a male's voice say "Hey! I think I heard something." I knew it was pointless to avoid them and besides I needed information so I approached the group with a smile on my face "what the hell am I doing?" I questioned myself but my eyes widened in surprise to see the amount of people are here.

Students with different clothing and of course with different personalities, one of the members Decided to speak "Praise be to atua! We found another ultimate." I tilted my head in confusion "WTF is atua? and what's an ultimate?" I wondered but someone else decided to speak as well "my name is kaede Akamatsu, the ultimate pianist. And what's yours?" The blonde girl asked with a kind smile "something tells me your not gonna last long." But I figured it would be wise to keep such thoughts to myself, someone yelled so loud it ruined my train of thought "Hey! Shit for brains are you gonna answer her question or what?" I looked over and saw a attractive girl with a pink ridiculous outfit, so I decided to mess with her a bit "I'm sorry and who are you?" I asked only to find her reaction to be surprised and shocked "How does no one know who I am!? Am the great miu Iruma the ultimate inventor!" I smiled and scratched my hair "really? That's your talent, I thought your talent was the ultimate ripoff."

She grabbed me by the collar of my shirt "Why you precious little candy ass! I'm gonna." Before she could finish her sentence I decided to apologize "jeez lady! You can't take a joke? I'm sure your a great inventor." She blushed when she heard the comment I made while in the same time she released her strong grip on me. "I'm... sorry about that." She apologized but I sighed because not only do I enjoy socializing but I'm not a big fan of hurting someone unless it's necessary "you don't have to apologize it's fine, my name is Noi Akuma, the ultimate Alchemist." She Grabbed me again and asked "wait... as in making all sorts of metals right?" I've nodded slowly because I wasn't sure where she was going with this "Holy Shit! That's awesome, how does it work?" Before I could answer her question, a boy that looked emo Asked "Miu I'm glad your excited and everything but I need to ask him a few questions."

She again released her vicious grip on me and gave an angry look at the emo brat "Fine! But don't interrupt me next time blue balls." She backed away and gave me a wink, Shuichi tapped on my shoulder noticing that I was distracted "sorry about that, I'm shuichi Saihara, the ultimate detective. Do you know anything about the explosion we just heard?" I only laughed at his question "what's so funny you male degenerate." Said the feminist and my response was "I'm laughing because I caused the explosion." I proclaimed and the gasps I heard was priceless "why would you do that?" Asked the teen with the avocado hair but I had two things to say "Because A i was trapped and B it was fun." As I said those words it only made them more concerned, which of course is understandable given the circumstances. "How did you do it?" questioned the masked teen and oh boy how I love these questions "ok But first tell me your name." I demanded Because it was only fair right? "My name is Korekiyo Shinguji the ultimate anthropologist." He said proudly while I rolled my eyes in disgust "oh great! Now I gotta deal with a lover of humanity." I thought to myself so I looked straight into his pathetic eyes "Simple really I used magic... well black magic to be precise."

I looked around and saw some of their reactions go from concerned to terrified which again I found it to be priceless but someone asked me a question which ruined my mood "but... I thought you said your an alchemist?" Said the girl with the glasses "yes I did and I also love dabbling with forces that I don't fully understand!" I laughed maniacally but my joy was short lived when I felt excruciating pain in my head "Hey! Noi are you alright?" I was beginning to lose consciousness and I fell on the cold ground while shuichi was holding me in his arms, but at the same time I was having a strange vision of shuichi being annoyed by a boy with purple hair and white clothing, and that same boy will soon annoy me.