Paradise (Coldplay)

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When she was just a girl

Uh-huh

She expected the world

Ambitious...

But it flew away from her reach

The world flies?

So she ran away in her sleep

Uh...

Dreamed of para- para- paradise

Pair of- Pair-of- Pair-of-dice? 

Para- para- paradise

A pair of dice, got it.

Para- para- paradise

I really get it!

Every time she closed her eyes

Okay

Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Whoa-ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, what?

When she was just a girl

What happened?

She expected the world

Haven't we been over this

But it flew away from her reach

Seriously, does it have wings or what?

And the bullets catch in her teeth

Oh my....

Life goes on

It does

It gets so heavy

You carry it?

The wheel breaks the butterfly

Huh?

Every tear a waterfall

That's a different song, stupid!

In the night, the stormy night

RANDOM THUNDER STORM ALERT!

She closed her eyes

Um

In the night, the stormy night

A little Cliché there. "It was a dark and stormy night..."

Away she'd fly.

She flies too!?

And dreamed of para- para- paradise

Yeah, you said

Para- para- paradise

I KNOW

Para- para- paradise

Again?

Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Whoa, what? You never answered me the first time...

She dreamed of para- para- paradise

Really?

Para- para- paradise

A pair of dice!?

Para- para- paradise

Not like you told me eight times...

Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

What?

La la la La

Did you forget the words?

La la la

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA (This is actually kinda fun)

So lying underneath those stormy skies.

What happened?

She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what?

I know the sun must set to rise.

It also has to rise to set...

This could be para- para- paradise

Laying in the rain?

Para- para- paradise

Really?

This could be para- para- paradise

A pair of dice in the rain. Wow her expectations are low...

Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

WHAT!?

This could be para- para- paradise

We established that.

Para- para- paradise

A Pair of dice, I get it

Could be para- para- paradise

What are we at now, twelve?

Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Why are you Whoa-oooooohhhhhhing?

This could be para- para- paradise

Uh-huh

Para- para- paradise

Eeyup

Could be para- para- paradise

I suppose

Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

I'm not even gonna ask...

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

Are you done? Good, your done!

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