*Intro*
Mario and Luigi!
Yoshi!
Nintendo Wii U!
Let's go!
*Verse 1*
Mario Kart 7's sequel
Baby Rosalina's adorable
Pink Gold Peach is sure looking beautiful
The Koopalings are still acting horrible
The graphics are wonderful
*first pre-chorus*
Day or night, holding the Wii U gamepad is just right for me
On a bike, or a kart, ready to go faster.
Buddy, come on and race with me
*chorus*
Mario Kart 8!
The race has just started, so don't be late!
No, I don't want to lose this race,
Mario Kart 8!
Race for victory,
Customize your kart,
Your bike or ATV
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
*Verse 2*
I'm gonna win, you know (Let's go!)
I'll be flying with Peach's parasol
The anti-gravity is incredible
The Luigi Death Stare has gone viral
Only two more laps to go
*second pre-chorus*
Day or night, I'll play with the Wii Wheel like how I played Mario Kart Wii
Battle mode, has changed now, but it's no big deal
Watch me on Mario Kart TV
*chorus*
Mario Kart 8!
The race has just started, so don't be late!
No, I don't want to lose this race,
Mario Kart 8!
Race for victory,
Customize your kart,
Your bike or ATV
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
*rapping*
I'll hit you with a red shell or green shell,
Blue shell, I'll beat you for sure
Boomerang flower or a blooper,
A bomb-omb or a Super Horn
We've been racing with the red plumber since 1992
We've been competing, buddy, from the NES to the Wii U
Mario Kart 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8
Mount Wario is cold
I can't wait to race, race, race, race, race, race
Baby, the gameplay will never get old
I'm now in first place, place, place, place, place, place
My trophy is gold
I lost, I won, I unlocked, let's keep on playing, this game!
*chorus*
Mario Kart 8!
The race has just started, so don't be late!
No, I don't want to lose this race,
Mario Kart 8!
Race for victory,
Customize your kart,
Your bike or ATV
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
Mario Kart 8!
*ending*
(Super Mario!)
From Sunshine Airport to the Rainbow Road
Gotta get more stamps, on Mario Kart 8!
The Crazy Eight gives us, eight items at once
Finish the final lap, on Mario Kart 8!
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Laura's Song Parodies - Volume 2
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