One...orange tabby
As he's sinking his teeth into lasagne,
He just can't help but to live...
No, he can't help but to live a repetitive life
"What a loveable doggy!"
"What a loveable doggy!" says Liz Wilson to Arbuckle
The cat, however says,
"What a shame, the dumb canine is a fool..."
Jon walks in with a "Hasn't Garfield ever heard of...
"Chasing a pesky mouse, no?"
His pet kitty just lives his average life
With his laziness and gluttony
Garfield! Hasn't the kitty ever heard of...
"Losing some goddamn weight", no?
In Jon's household, he is the kitty cat
With wittiness...
Wake up, Jon!
Well, at least it's not Monday
Perhaps later on, you'll go on a date
Look at that poor small spider, he is in pain
Oh! And tonight,
When Garfield is sleepy...
He'll be cuddling his teddy Pooky
When the morning arrives, he'll drink some coffee,
Drink some coffee
Nermal sighs with a "Hasn't Garfield ever heard of...
Being so nice to me, no?"
The grey kitten's back from Abu Dhabi
With a sign of youth and vanity
Garfield! Hasn't the kitty ever heard of...
"Eating more healthy food", no?
Sometime later, he'll hang out with Arlene
With his big ego and food that's raisin-free
Nice touch!
Doc Boy says, "Hasn't my brother ever heard of...
Not calling me "Doc Boy", no?"
And Garfield will taunt the mailman,
Ripping off his pants so nastily
Binky shouts, "Hasn't the kitty ever heard of...
"Laughing at my clown gags, no?"
The fat feline is gonna watch TV
With the thought of pizza with no anchovies
Nice touch!
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Laura's Song Parodies - Volume 4
PoetryVolume 4 features: . A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe parody of Foolish by Rebecca Black . A second version of Courtney Gears' song from Ratchet and Clank 3 based of Ratchet's perspective . A Garfield parody of I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disc...
