Gru x Vector (check out my sequel too owo)

Meet Vector

He's your typical homo villain. Tracksuit, ugly haircut, and a HUGE FREAKING NERD. He wasn't just bisexual like his enemy Gru (he triggers his gaydar, with those long majestic legs of his), but a full on GAY, and we stan that. His Christian parents insist that he's just a bitchy and bisexual incel. Vector knew damn well that he was bitchy and considered that a characteristic of his to be proud of. After another phone call with his disappointed parents, he opens up Dumblr on his Vecbook to blog about dealing with homophobia from a first-person perspective.

He puts on his headphones, which are blasting Mariana Trench & The Emeralds, his favorite female artist who just defines his whole aesthetic, y'know? His favorite song in particular, "How To Be A Heart Thief" was first up in his shuffle. Young Vector already knew from that moment on, that that day would be a good day.

"G'day fellow gaylords! Just got off the phone with my son of a bitch mother, you already know the deal. I could hear my dad mowing their lawn, so at least I didn't have to put up with his bitching today. I only just woke up so I haven't been up to much, just drank my usual donkey piss/xanax combo and ate an English muffin. I'll be sure to update you all on my gay ass later today, but for now, the Vector is O.U.T!

*kisses in gay*

- Vec"

He thought to himself "Who's DMs should I slide into?" and proceeded to look at the 'following' list of Dumblr.

At the top of the list was one of his favorite accounts, gracefullygru. Whenever he read that username, he would think of his enemy for a split second, and then realize that Gru is an extremely common name in villain families.

Despite never seeing gracefullygru's face or hearing his voice, he believed he was in love with his personality, and everything about him. He seemed like such a kindhearted villain who was going through a rough time (Vector had read the news on his blog while getting out of bed earlier that morning). He knew that gg had asked that no one message him, but Vec has little respect for other people's privacy .

"Hey bud, I know that you're going through a rough ti-"

Nononono, that sounds too crappy. He tried again.

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyy bitch ;)"

*hits send*

And now, all he had to do was wait for the man of his dreams to reply.