Fan fiction.its all good in the hood untill the shipping happens.
Soundlessly my nan was scrolling down Wattpad... to far...
She was in a dark place in Wattpad.
Suddenly she stumbled upon ... The shipping fanfictions.
Then she scrolled across something that would change her life forever.
Sans x Paul Hollywood
Dashing towards the toilet as the speed of light to vent her cringe in the form of sickness.a massive belch echoed through the room.
Afterwards she pulled back out her phone to see had made such cringe apparently she was called
'Daisy Campull'
And with the crack of her knuckles she belowed "It's gamma time"
She went to the garage to pick up her scoped heavy shotgun,a lighter,a giraffe,petrol and a packet of ham.
Suddenly a massive boom came from the clouds and it was god and he was certainly not pleased.
"Oi bruv what the hell is this!
I'll assist you since its my job to banish evil from this world".
Off they went on a journey, to cure cancer
Part 3 coming soon
