Dad Jokes

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Charles: Hey, Kimi.
Kimi: Just ignore him and he will go away. Just ignore him.
Charles: Hey Kimi. Hey. Hey Kimi. Kimi. Kimi, hey
Kimi: WHAT?!
Charles: You must be tired
Kimi: Why?
Charles: You have been running through my mind all day long
Kimi:
Charles:
Kimi:
Charles:
Kimi: Go away, please.

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Max: Bro, how are you bro?
Daniel: Good, bro, and how are you bro?
Max: Im good bro. You should stand outside bro
Daniel: W... Why bro?
Max: Because you are "OUTstanding" bro
Daniel: Broooo.... *hugging each other*

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Stoffel: Fernando, how are you?
Fernando: Thinking about breaking up with Linda
Stoffel: What? WHY?
Fernando: Well... We dont go to the gym.
Stoffel: What?
Fernando: so out relationship doesnt WORK OUT. *laughs at his own joke*
Stoffel: *signing a contract with Formula E and leaving McLaren* 

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