Loving Me

Sh*t

It was 9:30 when I finally decided to slide on my hello kitty slippers, grab my juicy over night bag and head to Hameed's. After following the GPS and taking two wrong turns I finally got there at 10:15. I got out and instead of knocking on the door I called.

"Hold on bae somebody at the door."

Uhh what the heck i didn't ring the door bell so i stood there looking dumb. He opened the door in just boxers. Like damn does he want me to rape his ass, cause I will. . . With no regrets at all.

"How'd you know I was at the door pedo?"

"First dont call me that since you was the one just staring at my sexy body. And second I got camera's. Aint nobody bouta sneak up on a nigga."

"Uhmm, thats decent... But kinda creepy too."

"Man stop hating and come in."

"So demanding." I said while rolling my eyes, but still walking in the house. Let me just stay it was beautiful.

"Wow, your house is beautiful. Who decorated cause I know ya ass didn't?"

"Stop tryna play me and my momma did it for me."

"Aww well aint that nice." I said while following him up the stairs. He lead to the end of the hall to a big ass room that i'm guessing was his.

I was looking around then noticed a huge picture over the bed of two lions. One male and the other female.

"Can I have this?" I asked while pointing to the picture.

He gave me a odd look. "Whats wrong with you, ya momma didn't teach you manners? You dont come in nobody house asking for stuff, especially no picture. I mean I could understand food, but a picture. Nahh."

"Blah, blah, blahh nigga. Can I have it, yes or no?" I said with a blank facial expression.

"NO you cant have it. When we get married i'll bring it to our new house."

I was confused. "Ya know what? I'ma act like I didn't hear what you said. Just have my picture off that wall before I leave."

"Ya ass is wild, you know that?"

"I do now huh?" I said while sitting my bag down in a corner.

"Say something else smart, watch I have you cleaning my house."

I rolled my eyes but kept my mouth closed cause I wasn't bouta be cleaning anything.

"Uhmm, i'm hungry so would you please be as kind to make lil ole me something to eat massah?" I said in my best slave voice.

"Get the fuck out my face with that. Yo ass rude and weird as hell." He said while lightly chucking.

"I dont care first you said I cant have the picture, then you wouldn't feed me and now you picking on me. I'm bouta take my ass home. See you on the flip side pimpin." I said while pretending to grab my bag and shoes.

"Yo, chill with all that. You not going no where but to the kitchen to cook for us." Hameed said while grabbing my waist.

"Nahh, see if you was nicer earlier I would have but since you hurt my feelings I can't cook you nothing."

"Forreal though, i'll cook then. What chu tryna eat?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh." I said wondering if I wanna eat his food. "Just remember if I die from yo cooking i'ma come back and hunt yo ass down. And I want grilled fish macaroni and broccoli." I said all while licking my lips.

"Damn calm down, licking ya lips like ya greedy ass aint never eaten."

"Shoo shoo boy, just go make my food for I have to put the paws on you."

"You wild as fuck." He said while going down the steps.

Five minutes later I was watching a drake take over when he came back up. "I'ma go get some stuff I need to cook from the store, you want anything?"

"Nope, just hurry up before I die of starvation." I said being dramatic.

"Man whatever." He said while sliding on his nikey slides, a shirt and my keys.

"Uhh what chu doing with my keys?"

"Making sure you dont try to dip out while i'm gone."

"Damn, thats kind of desperate. Just make sure you put some gas in it." I was met with the sound of his front door slamming shut.

A half hour later and my favorite song "hold on we're going home" was on when I heard banging on the door. Thinking it was Hameed I opened it with out a second guess.

Instead of seeing Hameed I saw a girl that was around 5'5 with tight ass clothes on. "Can I help you?" I asked with my hand on my hip.

"No, i'm looking for my baby daddy. Where Hameed at. Aint nobody tryna talk to ya ass."

Nope nope nope. Strike one : disrespect.

"Baby girl dont come at me like you wanna get ya ass beat. Pregnant belly dont mean a pregnant face sweet cheeks. Now Hameed went to the store so if you wanna come fin you can but next time you say some slick shit it's a rap." She didn't say shit just walked in the house.

After 15 minutes of waiting for Hameed he finally walked in. When he saw the girl his eyes got wide and the first thing out of his mouth was "SHIT".

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I know its short and was due long ago but I've been realllllly busy and I started college guys!!! 😩😊

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