Mean Writers (Mean Girls)

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Hello my fellow Swedes!! As you can tell I'm this is a Mean Girls parody! Also I don't know that much about Mean Girls,so sorry if I mess something up! Also I am including some of my good Wattpad friends! Now in Mean girls,Cady has two friends but I chose 3! So also the bold words are me narrating! So let's start! Also one last thing I do not own Mean Girls it belongs to its company!

Cast:

Julie O'Connor (TheSwedishAmerican) as Cady Heron

Lindsey (ItsLindsey_Dood) as Janis

Jack O'Toole (Strange_Weird_Jack) as Damian

Gracie (xGracieIsNotOnFirex)

Now,on to the tralier!

The teacher set down his bag and looked up at the chattering classroom."Alright class" He smiled "We have a new student with us. He just moved here from Boston." The principal smiled "Welcome!" She said. The boy raised his hand "I'm from Sweden" he said. "Great." The pricipal frowned.

I'm sixteen. Until today I was home-schooled. Then it was 'goodbye' Boston and hello Highschool.

"Hi. I'm Julie." I said. The three people smiled. "I'm Lindsey:" The brown haired girl said. "I'm Gracie!" The other girl smiled. "I'm Jack." The people pulled me through the crowd of teens "Watch, new meat coming through!" The boy yelled. Lindsey opened the door. "This is the schools writers map" she said "The cafeteria." We walked down the rows of tables. "You got the cool nerds" pointing to a table. "Poets"

"Emos"

And as we sat down they pointed to themselves "And the greatest people you will ever meet. And the worst" Jack said pointing to a group of girls walking toward us."So,you've never been to a real school before. Shut up! Shut up!" The black haired girl said."  "Ummm... I didn't say anything." I murmured."The Pencils." Gracie said."Who are the Pencils?" I said glancing at all of them. Jack spoke up "There teen authors"  I glanced back at them "See that girl. That's Jamie Sanders. She is the stupidest girls you will ever meet."

"I'm kinda psychic." She says."Really?" I said holding a confusing look on my face. "Yeah,it's like I have ESPN or something"

"Sadie" Lindsey said pointing to the girl with long brown hair. "She has 1 notebook an 7 butlers who write her stories for her! And they aren't even good!" Graice cut in. "And evil takes form in Valerie Adams." "She knows everything,about everyone." Lindsey added. Jack cut in "That's why her hair is so big! It's full of secrets!" Jack said pretending to fluff up his hair.

"You should sit with us!" Valerie said.

~1 hour later~

"Well,I think Valerie seems nice." I said into my phone. A red car pulled up in front of my house. "GET IN LOSER!! WE'RE GOING NOTEBOOK SHOPPING!!!!" Valerie yelled.

"Have you written any good stories yet?" Sadie asked. "Well there is one. It's a gay love story"I said. "OH no way! Valerie hates gay love stories!"

~Over the Phone~

"Hey,I heard your writing a love story. I could send to be published,if ya want." Valerie said."Really?!" I asked. "yeah what are besties for!"Valerie said.

"Why would she do that!?" I asked Lindsey and Gracie. "She's a life ruiner" Lindsey said looking up from her notebook.

I knew how this would be settled in the real world. But this is writer world. All the fighting had to be nerdy.

Valerie groaned, "I wanna enter this horror and action story contest,but I don't have any ideas." "Well,I have this story you could borrow,if ya want."I said looking over at her.

~Valerie P.O.V~

"Valerie Adams,we would like to say that we don't like jokers" A judge said. I grabbed the book. I read the first words. "THIS IS wHAt You GET STUPID Judges!" I called Jamie and Sadie. "Why would she do that! I like helped her!

"I'm sorry I called you fat"

"I'm sorry I'm made fun of you. But I can"t help that I'm popular!

~~~The End~~~

Well Swede I hope you liked that! And don't forget to follow,comment,and vote! Byeeee Swedes!

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