ᖴᖇEᗪ, ᖴᖇEᗪᗪ, & ᖴᖇEᗪᗪY: Season 1

Episode 1: Hotel Monstrosity

Freddy: Yo we out here
Fred: Ard I'm coming
-Fred climbs out of his window and hop into the car-
Fredd: Ayee wassup brother from another mother
Fred: Hey bitch
Fredd: 😑
Freddy: So y'all hoes ready to party?
Fred: Tomorrow at 9 yeah
Fredd: Creepy ass hotel he sendin us to
Freddy: Shut yo ass up
Fred: what hotel ?
Fredd: Fuckin Getaway Hotel
Fred: Oh hell nah lemme out!
Freddy: Man y'all chicken c'mon it'll only be one night
Fredd: One night in a scary ass hotel
Fred: Man I heard 2 people died in that hotel
Freddy: Man I heard a cat died in that hotel *fake whines*
Fredd: Man you think it's a joke
Fred: Until it's us
Freddy: Man Shut up y'all for real we here
-Freddy pulls up to 'Getaway Hotel: House of Love
Fredd: Damn already?
Fred: Duh
Freddy: Shut up y'all, do I have to be y'all father for this journey?
Fred & Fredd: Man Nah!
Freddy: Ok den shut y'all faces and lets go
- the boys walk into the hotel and talk to the check in person-
Freddy: Yo we tryna get a room
Check in person(CIP): I see here you go
- CIP gives them room key 301-
Fred: Thanks
Freddy: Yeah preciate it foo
-the boys go into their room and flop on their beds-
Fredd: This bed is hard as a bitch
Fred: And this room is hotter than sex in hell
Fred & Fredd: Freddy wtf you got us into?
Freddy: Y'all just relax
Fred: How the hell we gon relax in this tired ass room and its roaches
Fredd: Oh hell nah!
Freddy: Damn y'all act like lil females bruh
Fred: Nah you just got us in this booty room
Fredd: Smellin like hot ass
-the boys here a loud thud sound and freeze-
Freddy: Wth was that
Fred: God must of fell thats our cue to go... he comin to save us
Fredd: Saved by the thud
Freddy: Y'all shush
-the boys listen closely as they hear heavy footsteps-
Fred: We literally just got in here and bull crap already happening
Freddy: Maybe we hearin shit
Fredd: Stop it Freddy we ain't white so you know damn well we ain't just hearing shit, we needa get out this damn hotel
-Fred walks to the door and tries turning the knob only to discover its locked... from the outside-
Fred: Uhhh Fred and Freddy we got a big problem
Fredd: Whats worst than hearing noises in this place
Fred: Being locked in from the outside
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