ᖴᖇEᗪ, ᖴᖇEᗪᗪ, & ᖴᖇEᗪᗪY: Season 1

Episode 1: Hotel Monstrosity

Freddy: Come again?
Fredd: I know he ain't say what I think he say
Fred: Being locked from the outside
Freddy: Oh Hell Nawl!
-the boys bang on the door for a hopeless 2 minutes-
Fredd: Fred how you let this happen man!
Fred: Boi dont put this on me Freddy the one that brought us to this shit stained hotel
-the boys hear the lock click-
Freddy: Y'all heard that shit
Fred: I shoulda stayed grounded instead of dealing with these dumbass noises
-Fredd twist the doorknob and it opens, they are greeted with a lobby worker turned monster-
Fredd: Aye it's—
Freddy: Man wtf
Fred: And that's my cue to go
-Fredd closes and locks the door back-
Freddy: We gotta find shit around this room to knock that ting out.... heavy shit
Fred: Here go a vacuum
Fredd: Issa glass lamp righ here
Freddy: Pick em up
Fred: What you gon use
Freddy: who said I was fighting?
Fredd: Ikyfl nigga pick up that spatula
Freddy: TF am i gon do witta spatula
Fred: Y'all its the hatchshlingingslasher
Fredd: tsk tsk is y'all ready
Freddy: Open it up
-the boys open the door and began a painful wrestle with the monster they call 'hatchshlingingslasher'-
-at last the boys defeat the monster causing him to disappear into thin air-
Fred: Oh hell nah where he go?
Freddy: He went away... you know what...
Fredd: Dont ask  us to come to no other hotel with you, cause this was too much, I gotta go
Fred: We can't just leave... he's our ride
Freddy: 🙂
Fredd: 🤦🏽‍♂️
Freddy: We still going to the party... I can find another hotel
Fred & Fredd: HELL NAH
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End of Episode 1: Hotel Monstrosity
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